One Line Review: What the hell did I just watch?
Introduction
You know how much I love Salman. I mean where would you find so much content to write? Every time Salmanβs movie comes, my happiness reaches the ninth cloud. Now, I donβt even have to worry about analyzing the movie to its core. There will always be 4-5 bad things that will be there no matter what. However this time there are a few more editions to the list.
Our review for Radhe is 1/10.
Plot Summary
Radhe is an ACP, he kills Gani Bhai but wants to conquer the underworld of Mumbai completely to maintain peace (ironically). So he goes after Rana, who is a wealthy man running the cartel in Mumbai.
No Story at All
In the previous movie review, I said Bollywood songs are unnecessary, Iβm sorry. Iβm taking my words back. They are very important. I came to realize this fact after watching Radhe. Why, You ask? Because there was nothing else to watch in that crap. Every time a songs came, I felt like someone is putting Ice on my burnt skin. I was just relief from this shitty storyline.
Salmanβs character is just plane horizontal during the whole movie. There is no development in him. The way he was in beginning is exactly the same he is at the end of the movie.
The action scenes are copied as hell. They didnβt even spare the latest release, Mumbai Saga. I mean thatβs some serious speed of copying sequences.
VFX? Yuck! What the hell was the VFX team doing? I would like to have the thing on which the VFX team is high on. Dude, that was such crapy special effects. Salmanβs body is presented like it is made out of residual plastic.
What is Disha Patani even doing in the movie? I mean she does not have good dialogues, she does not have much screen time, and she is too young to be played as Salmanβs crush, Oh my god!!
The good thing about this movie
Randeep Hooda was the only one who saved this movie from getting into a pile of garbage. I bet it will make it up to the highest spot there. More or less, Randeep was very flowless in the movies, despite the fact the writers were high on weed when they wrote him. He still, manages to survive the apocalypse, talent saves.
Another good thing about this movie is; It ends. Youβll be praying to god once you start to watch it.
Conclusion
Look Pals! The reason I write these reviews is, I care about you all. I donβt want you to suffer from the pain in the bottom after watching shitty movies. Thatβs why it is my responsibility to warn you, or even prevent you from watching this movie, even by accident (Iβm too afraid to use that word while talking about Salmanβs movie).