One Line Review: Very much predictable right from the beginning.
YouTube Trailer Squared Love
Starring: Adriana Chebicka, Mateusz Banasuik
Director: Filip Zylber
Release Date: 11th February 2021
Introduction
I’m not a big fan of the Hannah Montana movie but after watching Squared Love, I think Hannah Montana was a masterpiece back then. It has a very much unconvincing secret identity plot that has tons and tons of repetitions and clutter in it. You will find a lot of unrealistic, I mean totally unrealistic, things happening, Given that It is a romantic movie. It was supposed to be a romantic movie but it ended up being a Suspense drama sequence.
Plot Summary
Monika is a primary school teacher in the day and has a secret job at night; She’s a model by the name of Klaudia. She keeps her secret identity secret and wears a wig and fake eye lenses at her modeling job. Enzo is also a model and a serial womanizer. He meets Klaudia (Monika) at a shoot. Being a womanizer he did what he was supposed to do. One day when Enzo was chilling out outside, He met Monika (Klaudia, at night), but this time He falls in love with her. Although both Klaudia and Monika are one person, Monika. So how will she handle it?
Aspect 1:
Okay, so the first thing I want to talk about is its cluttered, boring and Repetitive screenplay. You can very much predict what’s going to happen in the very next minutes. That’s how bad it is. It’s not a sci-fi movie so it should be realistic to a certain point, but unfortunately, It’s not.
Aspect 2:
Performance-wise Adriana was shining through the whole time. She was required to be very consistent during the whole run time and she was consistent. The way she managed to play a double role, one being a secret identity, is very commendable. Mateusz was okay-okay. He surely faded aways under the shine of Adriana’s performance. I’m telling you being a womanizer is not a piece of cake.
Conclusion:
So the question comes, whether you should watch it or pass it? I’ll say Pass it. I’m not convinced, not even a bit. I’ve watched my share of secret identity movies but I don’t find this one worth the time. However, if you are desperately in need of some secret identity movie, you can rewatch Hannah Montana again (can’t believe I’m saying that again, but yeah). That’s it, Pass it from my side.
